"I was just out walking the cat..."
Ok, there are a few problems with this cat on a leash thing.
1. She's a cat, not a dog. Dogs are active. Dogs run. Dogs walk from tree to tree sniffing. Cats lounge. They flick their tails back and forth. They look at stuff. They spend a good deal of time resting. I put Belle on the leash, opened the door and next thing I knew I was standing on my doorstep for 15 minutes while she lay on the concrete, doing nothing.
2. Cats can't be led. Pulling and tugging and prodding did no good in getting her to move from the doorstep. She's in charge, regardless of where she is.
3. She's a long haired indoor cat. A few minutes in the great, wide world and she's FILTHY. And now she's lying on the dining room table conspicuously not cleaning herself.
1. She's a cat, not a dog. Dogs are active. Dogs run. Dogs walk from tree to tree sniffing. Cats lounge. They flick their tails back and forth. They look at stuff. They spend a good deal of time resting. I put Belle on the leash, opened the door and next thing I knew I was standing on my doorstep for 15 minutes while she lay on the concrete, doing nothing.
2. Cats can't be led. Pulling and tugging and prodding did no good in getting her to move from the doorstep. She's in charge, regardless of where she is.
3. She's a long haired indoor cat. A few minutes in the great, wide world and she's FILTHY. And now she's lying on the dining room table conspicuously not cleaning herself.
posted by Belle at 11:27 PM
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