Seen on the Road in Vegas
All kinds of vehicles decorated with flames; cars, trucks, vans, Hummers. If you can name it, someone has painted flames on it. I now have a burning need to paint flames on my car. The longer I drive here, the more cars I see with flames. The more cars I see with flames, the more I feel I'm missing out on a wild and exhilarating experience.
Also, cars without license plates. I noticed that the first time I visited. Nowhere else that I've ever been does one see cars on the road with no plates at all, not even temporary cardboard ones taped in the back window. Here, I spot one about once a week.
And Jaguars. Lots of them. Old, beat up, worse for the wear Jags.
As soon as I see a 1980 Jaguar with flames and no license plates, I'm heading for home.
Also, cars without license plates. I noticed that the first time I visited. Nowhere else that I've ever been does one see cars on the road with no plates at all, not even temporary cardboard ones taped in the back window. Here, I spot one about once a week.
And Jaguars. Lots of them. Old, beat up, worse for the wear Jags.
As soon as I see a 1980 Jaguar with flames and no license plates, I'm heading for home.

2 Comments:
Flames on your car are a prime douchebag indicator. I think people who have flames on their car should have said car set on fire.
So does that just mean there are more douchebags in Vegas than in other places?
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